Source: targayen
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
(via vaniitymassacre)
Source: noelanthony
Source: ixnay-on-the-oddk
STOP HATING PEOPLE
STOP HATING MEN
STOP HATING WOMEN
STOP HATING STRAIGHTS
STOP HATING GAYS
STOP HATING THOSE IN BETWEEN
STOP HATING THE ASEXUAL
STOP HATING PEOPLE OF ALL RACES
STOP HATING ON THE RELIGIOUS
STOP HATING ON ATHEISTS
STOP HATING FAT PEOPLE
STOP HATING SKINNY PEOPLE
JUST STOP THERE IS ACTUALLY NO POINT
(via tazzylife)
Source: fr-cker
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
Is there a way for me to auto-reblog this every single day for the rest of time?
(via ellierevenge)
Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones
